This week in the U.M.S.M. we say goodbye to Supreme Grand General of the Armed Forces Quinn Rollins. He has become inactive and will therefore be removed from office by orders from The Cabinet. He will be succeeded by the Supreme Chancellor Rafe Schmitz, and Rafe will be succeeded by the Minister of Art Eddie Conversi. Quinn will take on the position of the Minister of Art.
With the transfer of power, the state of Dytusstien will be re located to the residence of the new Supreme Grand General. We wish them luck on their careers! Glory to the U.M.S.M.!
ARTICLE FUNDED BY THE CABINET. GLORY TO THE U.M.S.M.