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While not a branch of the military, the Moontonian secret police are still a vital part of keeping the country safe. The secret police are run by the Minister of the Secret Police Blake Johnson. Their purpose is to gather intelligence on members of the nation, and report their intelligence annually. Members of the police are 8% of active military personnel on a rotating schedule.
The secret police are so good at their job, that Moontonia has never had an internal crisis! Glory to Moontonia. |
Minister of the Secret Police Blake Johnson (blurred for confidentiality):
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Secret police Reports:
OFFICIAL 2023 REPORT 2/28/2024 - "Moontonians like coffee" - Minister of the Secret Police Blake Johnson.
OFFICIAL 2022 REPORT 1/28/2023 - "Just like taking candy from a baby." - Minister of the Secret Police Blake Johnson (unprompted).
OFFICIAL 2021 REPORT 2/8/2022 - "Protecting the interior of the country is just like taking a dollar out of your wallet and then putting it back in your wallet and walking away" - Minister of the Secret Police Blake Johnson.
OFFICIAL 2020 REPORT 1/6/2021 - There are traitors everywhere and you can only trust your government. Glory to Moontonia.
5/14/19 - The secret police discovered a plan for a coup d'état. The planners were apprehended and punished.
OFFICIAL 2023 REPORT 2/28/2024 - "Moontonians like coffee" - Minister of the Secret Police Blake Johnson.
OFFICIAL 2022 REPORT 1/28/2023 - "Just like taking candy from a baby." - Minister of the Secret Police Blake Johnson (unprompted).
OFFICIAL 2021 REPORT 2/8/2022 - "Protecting the interior of the country is just like taking a dollar out of your wallet and then putting it back in your wallet and walking away" - Minister of the Secret Police Blake Johnson.
OFFICIAL 2020 REPORT 1/6/2021 - There are traitors everywhere and you can only trust your government. Glory to Moontonia.
5/14/19 - The secret police discovered a plan for a coup d'état. The planners were apprehended and punished.