The Census Ministry is run by the Minister of the Census Elwood Shellfish. The purpose of the Census is to tally up important numbers in Moontonia such as population, animal population, etc. All of the Census' counts are publicly available. Enjoy!
Counts by the Census in order from newest to oldest.
Number of Hours in a Day: 23 (10-20-23) Number of Hours in a Day, Recounted For Accuracy: 24 (10-23-23) Number of Times Supreme Leader Has Had Sex: Uncountably large (10-10-23) Total number of civilians military and non-military in the U.M.S.M. : 25, (4/27/21) Total number of non-military civilians in the U.M.S.M: 7, (4/17/21) Amount of Todd's Art in the UMSM: 257 (2/28/21) Number of Beatles Members: 4 (2/25/20) Number of Coins made in a day: 32 million (2/24/20) Number of States in the U.S.A.: 50 (2/24/21) Number of stars in the galaxy: 100,000 (10/7/20) Population of the U.M.S.M: 32 people (10/5/20) Number of deer in the U.M.S.M: 0 (4/2/20)