The time has come. For the Moontonian Olympics! It is our great nation's Anniversary soon, on March 8th at 4:00 pm. We will all gather at the field outside Mae Smith Hall and celebrate this great occasion. The address is 330 Neely Drive, Carbondale, Illinois, 62901. Those running this event will be a great Supreme Leader, Iain "The Cube" Turnbull, who has been accounted for as the strongest and fittest person in Moontonia and also has a universally large penis. Our Supreme Grand General Ben Ellis and our Supreme Governor Matt Lucy will attend the event. All Moontonians are expected to be at this privilege of an event to compete in our Olympic Games; those who wish to participate must RSVP in the Discord. Our national Anthem will be played before the games, and once that has concluded, we shall begin. The events to be held will be: Chess (won by Supreme leader Iain Turnbull in the last games), 100m Dash (won by Supreme leader Iain Turnbull in the last games), Stone throw (won by Supreme leader Iain Turnbull in the last games), Jousting (won by Supreme leader Iain Turnbull in the last games), Sword fighting (won by Supreme leader Iain Turnbull in the last games). We shall also reward an Order of the Pimp, two Orders of the Grand Stars, and the Edgar Allan Poe Award. We hope to see you all there and participate in this glorious event.
