Hello Moontonian’s, we have breaking news about Our Supreme General Commander Grand Sergeant Major The Chief Master Sergeant Supreme Leader Iain Turnbull who is also 6’5 225 LBS of pure unadulterated muscle has recently gone flying shooting down pesky spies sent by are rival nation Kingdom of Alaska in a very intense epic dog fight, In other news everywhere the Supreme leader goes attending a party he gets all of the girls. However, the president remains untainted, still keeping us in his heart at all times. We also will need more war bonds please assist are great nation by purchasing War Bonds today here is a link for quick assistance https://www.moontonia.org/war-bonds.html Our Great Supreme Leader has also passed a legislative bill that allows the Senate to vote without the cabinet needing to grant the Senate voting rights. YIPPEE!!!
Deviating from war times We have a new Award winner!! Everyone congratulates the newest winner of Order of The Grand Stars Elexis Clark. She achieved this award through dedication and love of Moontonia as well as Her resilience to the opposition of the Kingdom of Alaska. As she called them “poppy buttholes” we also would like to thank our Supreme Leader and all new members of Moontonia and the continued growth and recruitment of Supreme Leaders Great Nation. Ever expanding Moontonia glory to Moontonia.
About the Author: Logan Guerrero was appointed the Moontonian Crier in 2023 (5523 Moonvian) and has since taken the job of Moontonian Crier to a whole new level. He insisted to the Supreme Leader he would write his own articles in addition to relaying the news to the public. This first article of his is only a taste of what is to come. Glory to the Grand Republic of Moontonia!